Monday, 23 May 2011
May 23rd: This hasn't worked!
So school has suddenly turned boring, and school needs to be interesting in order for this blog to work, so Adrian, I guess, I'll see you tomorrow... (Epic Post)
Friday, 20 May 2011
May 20: RAPTURE DAY TOMORROW!!!
Yes we are all going to hell tomorrow. Well, technically the people chosen to go to heaven will be going to heaven and the others will just stay on earth and God will make it a living hell. Then after 6 months, God will turn up and destroy the whole universe. So I will definitely die as I am an atheist. Oh well, I've had some good times anyway.
An example of this was today. Luke came back today, and Music was a loud as ever. In fact Music wasn't good for some of us as some had a break detention. Someone who wasn't happy was Julian. After being told to tidy the chairs up, he did. But only after bashing the chairs on the metal bits behind the tables. This bashing was very loud and of course Mr. Crocker has a very sensitive set of ears. Because of this, Mr. Crocker said to stop. Julian replied with a "You're pissing me off"
But that's about it for today. Nothing else happened of interest. Hunain was right rout about us making parodies and we do seem to have a few ideas in our heads so watch this space!
But don't actually watch this space as our videos will probably be somewhere else.
Also of some note, I am writing this from my iPod Touch. Shows I do have some technology.
An example of this was today. Luke came back today, and Music was a loud as ever. In fact Music wasn't good for some of us as some had a break detention. Someone who wasn't happy was Julian. After being told to tidy the chairs up, he did. But only after bashing the chairs on the metal bits behind the tables. This bashing was very loud and of course Mr. Crocker has a very sensitive set of ears. Because of this, Mr. Crocker said to stop. Julian replied with a "You're pissing me off"
But that's about it for today. Nothing else happened of interest. Hunain was right rout about us making parodies and we do seem to have a few ideas in our heads so watch this space!
But don't actually watch this space as our videos will probably be somewhere else.
Also of some note, I am writing this from my iPod Touch. Shows I do have some technology.
Thursday, 19 May 2011
May 19th:Bored
I'll be honest, nothing good happened today it was just very quiet, because Luke wasn't here, I went home and took a nap, but wait!!!!! Exciting news, me and Adrian are working on a new parody, which we're hoping to get done in the next 2 weeks!!! We make parodies, but haven't put them out as of yet, so we're hoping this will be the first one! Adrian, see you tomorrow!
Wednesday, 18 May 2011
May 18: NO MINUTES FOR GEOGRAPHY!!!
Yes, we did not get any minutes for Geography, which was amazing, and proof that Luke is reason for everything that goes wrong in class.
To be honest, nothing else actually happened of interestingness kind until after school. So lets just zoom through time until that moment of interestingness.
After Geography, which was pleasantly quiet (obviously because of a lack of flab from Luke that vibrates the air causing a massive sound wave, destroying our ear drums, and destroying our freedom because he is moving to a house near me) Julian was eating a piece of A4 paper. So he walks down the metal stairs. We follow him as he is the leader of our group at that time and water had been mysteriously poured on us through the gaps in the stairs. Of course, most of it could have only have hit the top of Hunain's head. But this was not it! After Hunain had shouted at the sky for this crazy thing, Julian had gone upstairs to find out what was going on. Nothing could be found so he went down. Then, at the bottom, Tegan's sister had accused Julian of spitting through the gaps, which of course he would never do. So she got angry and pushed Julian. Not a good thing to do.....
So, Julian got angry and, ignoring all rules of not hitting girls, pushed her into the fence and shouted something about rape. Me and Harkirat were really scared and ran away.
Now, Julian is scared Tegan will kill him. Of course, Tegan's sister said in the description that a 'chinese' guy pushed her. Now, I'm going to die...
To be honest, nothing else actually happened of interestingness kind until after school. So lets just zoom through time until that moment of interestingness.
After Geography, which was pleasantly quiet (obviously because of a lack of flab from Luke that vibrates the air causing a massive sound wave, destroying our ear drums, and destroying our freedom because he is moving to a house near me) Julian was eating a piece of A4 paper. So he walks down the metal stairs. We follow him as he is the leader of our group at that time and water had been mysteriously poured on us through the gaps in the stairs. Of course, most of it could have only have hit the top of Hunain's head. But this was not it! After Hunain had shouted at the sky for this crazy thing, Julian had gone upstairs to find out what was going on. Nothing could be found so he went down. Then, at the bottom, Tegan's sister had accused Julian of spitting through the gaps, which of course he would never do. So she got angry and pushed Julian. Not a good thing to do.....
So, Julian got angry and, ignoring all rules of not hitting girls, pushed her into the fence and shouted something about rape. Me and Harkirat were really scared and ran away.
Now, Julian is scared Tegan will kill him. Of course, Tegan's sister said in the description that a 'chinese' guy pushed her. Now, I'm going to die...
Saturday, 14 May 2011
May 13: BLOGGER IS DOWN!!!
Yes, blogger was down. This meant Hunain's last post was deleted (Unless they restore his post back. But that's unlikely because that's what she said). So, I'm afraid you'll never know what happened on May 12!! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, ..,
So back to today, in which nothing happened of interest. No, I'm not joking. It's not like I don't remember what actually happened because I'm actually writing this on the day after...
We did have a man teacher for History, but with his messy writing I didn't know if it was Treaty of Versailles or Trainy at Vorsales! Our music teacher was much less shouty than he was normally, he must of changed his dose of cocaine. In fact, we did stay in for break, but to find out what chords were in that 4 chord song that Axis of Awesome did.
Science turned into DIY class; learning how to wire a plug. It also told us to never hire an electrician. You've seen Rouge Traders, you know what they do. Harkirat also got dissed in English, Luke forcing me to say a poem about Hark:
There was a guy called Harkirat,
And he liked to annoy,
But he said he liked History,
We know he likes a boy. (Extra points for ballad metre!)
Being Friday, the whole class was singing 'Friday' although there voices were less than perfect, with Shaan being called 'worse than Rebecca Black' (by me). It also turns out that Tommy and Jake are psychic.
Harkirat found out about that poem and forced me to make one about Luke which goes:
There was a guy and he was big,
And so his name is Luke.
He's so fat, he could kill us all,
So he's a mini nuke. (Extra points for ballad metre!)
Julian had a 2 minute detention for Religious and he wanted to miss it. So he waited for me after Maths. Sadly, I had left my contact nook in Religious and led Julian straight into trouble. After I had retrieved my contact book, I ran for it.
So back to today, in which nothing happened of interest. No, I'm not joking. It's not like I don't remember what actually happened because I'm actually writing this on the day after...
We did have a man teacher for History, but with his messy writing I didn't know if it was Treaty of Versailles or Trainy at Vorsales! Our music teacher was much less shouty than he was normally, he must of changed his dose of cocaine. In fact, we did stay in for break, but to find out what chords were in that 4 chord song that Axis of Awesome did.
Science turned into DIY class; learning how to wire a plug. It also told us to never hire an electrician. You've seen Rouge Traders, you know what they do. Harkirat also got dissed in English, Luke forcing me to say a poem about Hark:
There was a guy called Harkirat,
And he liked to annoy,
But he said he liked History,
We know he likes a boy. (Extra points for ballad metre!)
Being Friday, the whole class was singing 'Friday' although there voices were less than perfect, with Shaan being called 'worse than Rebecca Black' (by me). It also turns out that Tommy and Jake are psychic.
Harkirat found out about that poem and forced me to make one about Luke which goes:
There was a guy and he was big,
And so his name is Luke.
He's so fat, he could kill us all,
So he's a mini nuke. (Extra points for ballad metre!)
Julian had a 2 minute detention for Religious and he wanted to miss it. So he waited for me after Maths. Sadly, I had left my contact nook in Religious and led Julian straight into trouble. After I had retrieved my contact book, I ran for it.
Wednesday, 11 May 2011
11th May: INTRODUCTION
Hi everybody (right now it's probably about all 2 of you),
I'm Hunain, the "Vice administrator". Now my "boss", Adrian, jumped straight into the blog without telling you what it's about, BAD ADRIAN!!! So, I'm going to explain our creation story.
A little while ago, me and Adrian were in class, and a lot of gossip was going on, interesting gossip. Adrian said to me, "Wow, we should make this into a sitcom, it's more interesting than the crap that comes on TV these days!" But we're just teenagers, we wouldn't be able to contact the BBC and tell them to make our idea into a prime time show that would get more views than EastEnders. So we decided to make this, a little blog documenting our lives at Greenford (Trust me this is going to be more interesting than it sounds right now). So please, do follow us, and feel free to comment on our various posts. Adrian, I'll see you tomorrow!
I'm Hunain, the "Vice administrator". Now my "boss", Adrian, jumped straight into the blog without telling you what it's about, BAD ADRIAN!!! So, I'm going to explain our creation story.
A little while ago, me and Adrian were in class, and a lot of gossip was going on, interesting gossip. Adrian said to me, "Wow, we should make this into a sitcom, it's more interesting than the crap that comes on TV these days!" But we're just teenagers, we wouldn't be able to contact the BBC and tell them to make our idea into a prime time show that would get more views than EastEnders. So we decided to make this, a little blog documenting our lives at Greenford (Trust me this is going to be more interesting than it sounds right now). So please, do follow us, and feel free to comment on our various posts. Adrian, I'll see you tomorrow!
New members
Hunain has joined this blog's team (ie me). Sadly this means he has to know my password. This won't be good will it?
May 11: First (well, second) post!
Today was quite interesting. I came in and brought a football like I normally do. I go into the ICT room that I normally go into in the mornings. So, I sat down and played tank trouble with my friends. That rest of my friends came but got shouted at since there were no computers left. We followed them out but couldn't find them. SO we did what we could. Play 'A**'. We played that for a total of 2 mins when a rival gang came out and tried to 'intimidate' us. We slowly backed away and then ran. We found a good place to play 'Ass' again, behind C Block. It failed and only 1 'A**'
Maths was right inside C Block so we were quite well placed to enter. That lesson wasn't that interesting. Just working out how old South Park was. French was a bit better but it lacked substance. However we did learn how to ask someone to go out with them.
Break was just me and my piano teacher teaching piano. My piano 'partner' wasn't here so it was just me and him. I played 'Englicher Tanz' and did some Aural Tests. My friend failed to look after my football so I was a bit p***ed off.
Then came Geography. We all had that fear in our stomachs about how many minutes we would stay back. It was quite expected when everyone just roared into a loud hubbub when our Geography teacher came in. We just did some Population Growth and that's about it. English was better but we did some boring, silent teamwork exercises. At least we were better than the Year 7's.
Lunch was VERY interesting. We went to the grass behind the hills as we were kicked out of all other places to play football. My 'gang' came ,in their own time I might say, and settled down, making teams and just generally shouting at each other. Of course this stopped when Shammer hit Alex's butt with a stick. This led to a massive 'beef' with the guy who got hit, chasing the hitter. Then when told to calm down the guy got angry with the calmer and tried to have 'beef' with him. Then Julian hit the angry guy with MY football, then he lost the ball and the Year 10's got it. They played with MY football in the adjacent MUGA. Many of the people were interested with the incident involving the stick. NO one got my ball. When they finally got MY ball back, they stated to play rugby. It then suddenly hit me. Not the ball, but the thought that they don't know the rules. SOme were throwing the ball to the ground, some were saying "1-0" when it clearly should by 5 points for a try, and some said 'touchdown' instead. There were rough tackles, involving trip ups and strangling. Then those pesky Year 10's got the ball again. We got it back after 5 mins.
In Form, I did my Citzenship homework and a bit of revision for Sociology.
Then the Citizenship homework was due in. We tried to be late, but it failed. We learned about beer and binge drinking. My fat friend talked about sex a lot It turns out you get lung damage from beer. Then came Geography (again!). Again came that feeling in the stomach that we would stay back for a bit. It was a bit better but Tommy was poking me with his pen, and I got hit by a flying pencil (even after I took cover!). Hunain got a C1 as well, showing that this lesson is very random. It turned out that we would be staying in for 7 mins.
Walking home, Julian said that he thinks he has lung damage from drinking Dr. Pepper and he thinks he is going to die.
Maths was right inside C Block so we were quite well placed to enter. That lesson wasn't that interesting. Just working out how old South Park was. French was a bit better but it lacked substance. However we did learn how to ask someone to go out with them.
Break was just me and my piano teacher teaching piano. My piano 'partner' wasn't here so it was just me and him. I played 'Englicher Tanz' and did some Aural Tests. My friend failed to look after my football so I was a bit p***ed off.
Then came Geography. We all had that fear in our stomachs about how many minutes we would stay back. It was quite expected when everyone just roared into a loud hubbub when our Geography teacher came in. We just did some Population Growth and that's about it. English was better but we did some boring, silent teamwork exercises. At least we were better than the Year 7's.
Lunch was VERY interesting. We went to the grass behind the hills as we were kicked out of all other places to play football. My 'gang' came ,in their own time I might say, and settled down, making teams and just generally shouting at each other. Of course this stopped when Shammer hit Alex's butt with a stick. This led to a massive 'beef' with the guy who got hit, chasing the hitter. Then when told to calm down the guy got angry with the calmer and tried to have 'beef' with him. Then Julian hit the angry guy with MY football, then he lost the ball and the Year 10's got it. They played with MY football in the adjacent MUGA. Many of the people were interested with the incident involving the stick. NO one got my ball. When they finally got MY ball back, they stated to play rugby. It then suddenly hit me. Not the ball, but the thought that they don't know the rules. SOme were throwing the ball to the ground, some were saying "1-0" when it clearly should by 5 points for a try, and some said 'touchdown' instead. There were rough tackles, involving trip ups and strangling. Then those pesky Year 10's got the ball again. We got it back after 5 mins.
In Form, I did my Citzenship homework and a bit of revision for Sociology.
Then the Citizenship homework was due in. We tried to be late, but it failed. We learned about beer and binge drinking. My fat friend talked about sex a lot It turns out you get lung damage from beer. Then came Geography (again!). Again came that feeling in the stomach that we would stay back for a bit. It was a bit better but Tommy was poking me with his pen, and I got hit by a flying pencil (even after I took cover!). Hunain got a C1 as well, showing that this lesson is very random. It turned out that we would be staying in for 7 mins.
Walking home, Julian said that he thinks he has lung damage from drinking Dr. Pepper and he thinks he is going to die.
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